Monday, July 27, 2009

Words for Women to Live By


The busy month of July continues... so with no time to post a "real" blog today, I thought I'd share this.


1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade, then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man, there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong..


Have a great week!

6 comments:

Isabel Roman said...

HEHE, great laugh for a slow start to the morning! Thanks for sharing :)

Helen Hardt said...

LOL!

Paty Jager said...

LOL- thanks for the laughs!

Shelley Munro said...

LOL - I liked several of these. #14was one of my favorites. :)

Nicole McCaffrey said...

LOL you and me both, Shelley!

Thanks, ladies, for stopping by.

Ginny M. Christensen said...

Oh, my. I can relate to every single one of your comments.

Thanks for the laughs!

Ginny